Your new poet laureate

I know it seems like the height of arrogance to point these out, but I genuinely don’t remember a lot of them and I keep finding pearls as I work through the site. How about this as a brief poem about Amicus classic From Beyond The Grave:

This shop has some fatal flaws - lethal if your name is Dors, nasty if you fake your wars, scary if your shoulder sore's, painful if you chop up whores, not so bad if you buy their doors.