New review: Deadly Strangers
Here’s a thing – what do you get if you cross family friendly blonde poppet Hayley Mills with a psycho-killer horror?
Erm… Endless Night?
No, actually. Try again. Think deranged murderer.
Twisted Nerve?
For fu… honestly, come on. Try again. Hayley Mills. Escaped nutter.
Ah, Whistle Down The Wind of course.
No! Blimey, she did make a few similar sounding films back in the day, didn’t she? Last clue – Hayley Mills with an untrustworthy blonde pretty boy.
Got it… Kula Shaker.
You’re an idiot. I’m talking about Deadly Strangers, or course!
Never heard of it.
Well to be honest, neither has anyone else. But if you’re wondering what it would be like to see Ms Mills in a psycho killer thriller that isn’t Endless Night or Twisted Nerve…
Or Whistle Down The Wind.
Behave yourself. As I was saying, if you’ve tried those others, why not take a look at Deadly Strangers?
Well, I’m not sure. Is there a funny and not particularly well-informed review I can use to decide if it’s worth 90 minutes of my life?
Guess what, you’re in luck.
