New review: The Trollenberg Terror

Mountaineering’s a dangerous game anyway even before you introduce murderous giant eyeballs who’ll decapitate you as soon as look at you (which let’s face it, when you’re composed of mainly eyeball is going to be very quickly indeed).

Yes! It’s winner of the “best use of a radioactive eyeball on a mountainside” Oscar for 1958, The Trollenberg Terror.

Before I let you go and read the review, let’s all join in an impromptu performance of the Fine Young Cannibals’ classic 1985 hit.

“Johnny, we’re sorry… won’t you come on home? Oh you can’t, you’ve been decapitated by a giant radioactive eyeball.”

Just me, then? Suit yourselves.

Here’s the review of the Trollenberg Terror. Or if you prefer, The Crawling Eye.